Forget 9/11, it's national Go Masturbat Day!!!

Hey there!

So the dudes at Onion have announced that on 9/11, all of America was not to jack off in memory of those who were killed on 9/11. So how are you supposed to get rid of all that built up tension? You jack off twice as much today! That's right, today is national GO MASTURBATE DAY!!! WOO!

So staty on your computers for today and feel free to wet your willy as much as you'd like to without feeling like a creep!

Have fun!